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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair


this man has gone too far


Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done


is it bad that one of my favourite parts of marvel movies is sitting in the theatre when the credits start and laughing at all the people leaving

Anonymous asked:
Shut the fuck up about 50 shades of grey. No one fucking cares


oh hun

let me just give you a quick run down of all the things wrong with this ask:

1-you assume i care what some asshole anon has to say when i have 300 pounds and i’m going kikass birthday shopping today

2-you assume id care about some asshole anon any other day of the year

3-i care about the 50 shades of grey thing. and whether you do or not is irrelevant to me because you are, after all, just an asshole anon

4- this is my blog and i’ll post whatever the fuck i want, if you cant take three fucking posts about something without turning into a soggy cum stained dishrag then i suggest you make use of that unfollow button because youre gross

5- lemme break this down for you

if you dont care about this 50 shades situation, you need to grow the fuck up and look at the facts

the fact is the book was so misinformed that all the practises about bdsm culture were ignored and shit all over.

he ignores the safeword

he legitimately rapes her

he never explains everything about bdsm culture to her, shes so misinformed its ridiculous

and all of this is going even more public than it already has and its being romanticised and released on valentines day 

like “happy valentines honey! i bought some ropes i dont actually know how to tie and a whip i dont actually know how to use and i’m going to just gloss over the fact you’re uncomfortable because that clearly doesnt matter!”

incorrect use of a whip can cause organ failure

incorrect knots used on wristst or feet can literally cause them to need to be amputated

its perpetuating rape culture in ways ive never seen it be advanced to this leve; and if you dont care then youre truly disgusting 

you dont care about the kids not fully understanding their sexuality being abused by older people who they think are totally allowed to do this shit?

you dont care about the people that will be raped because of this because hey apparently rape is sexy?

you dont care about the fact that the bdsm culture is, once again, being portrayed as people who are fucked up and must have been abused to be that way rather than normal people who enjoy a kink in their own homes?

you dont care about the fact that youre not supposed to bleed on your first time. ever. and now tons more girls are going to think that its completely normal? that tons more guys will? that tons of people are going to think its expected for the female to bleed when SHE WONT IF SHES BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TURNED ON AND STRETCHED ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

you dont care about the stereotype of subs not actually enjoying bdsm culture is being widespread? that all subs dislike it and simply have an ulterior motive?

you dont care about the underlying message of the book being “a woman should give everything, including herself, to a man”?

you dont care about all the people in abusive relationships that will think “oh well this must be normal then” and stay there?

christian grey is a run-of-the-mill abusive boyfriend. he isnt a dom. 

a dom loves his/her sub completely and the motto of bdsm is "safe, willing and sane" (or something like that anyone feel free to correct me)

it means that both partners have to be completely willing, with boundaries, safewords and everything worked out before they even think about touching eachother intimately. 

if something is a boundary, you dont fucking do it

that simple

if the safeword is used it stops. everything stops

that simple

a dom should treat his sub like a goddamn princess (unless they have prearranged and understand that he wont eg-pet play, slave play where anything outside of the bedroom is also in the same dynamic HOWEVER IT IS STILL CONSENSUAL SO IT IS STILL OKAY)

a dom is not christian grey

but millions of people are going to think he is and are going to think that thats the way bdsm should be and they’ll get involved in something very dangerous if they dont have the real facts.

that people will think its romantic because this shit is scheduled for valentines day  to treat your partner like shit, abuse her, and that what? getting them off absorbs you of all your shit? no. this is so fucking gross and im not taking a backseat when this shit happens

so in conclusion

literally fuck you, you insensitive fuck stain, this issue is so fucking important.

Reblog if you know what an aglet is.



Surprise!!!…. It’s an ice sculpture 


god bless sdcc

     Noah’s Ark Circus principal attractions.


Best insults of all time

Kill la Kill Live Blog Ep. 1 Pt. 2

I can already tell that I personally could have been friends with Ryuko. Her personality is one that works right in with mine. I like that she’s not a one dimensional delinquent so far. She could have continued to kick the shit out of Mako’s little brother and his gang but didn’t. She wasn’t even mean to them after that. I think this already goes to show that she has a good heart that’s in the right place and is not just a stereotypical bad girl.

Mako is surprisingly cute. I thought she’d be too annoying to handle but she’d already growing on me. I’m pretty sure everyone has had a friend or known someone like Mako and they always seem to brighten their friend’s day no matter what.

What the hell does the teacher have to do with all this? And he kinda looks like Professor Sycamore and I fucking love that! I think I’m gonna love him.

I didn’t know Sollux Captor went to this school. XD and by that I mean the kid with the computer

I also, as a pokemon fan, I get a huge kick out of the fact that the Student Council is called the Elite Four.

The more I watch the more this anime reminds me of Panty and Stocking. A lot of the staging and choreography of the fight scenes and crowd scenes are similar. So far this is way better than I anticipated.

Kill la Kill Live Blog Ep. 1 Pt. 1

Ok so that prelude sequence was intense…

So far I’m not disappointed. That was very fast paced and got you right to the overall idea of the Academy with a visually appealing scene. Satuski is in charge without question and the uniforms have special powers based on a numbered star system.

So far the animation looks great. There were many speed lines and animation smears that were accomplished with mastery. Sometimes smears can look very odd or not smoothed out enough to flow well but that was excellent.

I’m also very taken with the background art. All hand painted, I assume? It’s a very graphic style of painting while still retaining a good amount of detailing to look realistic. The use of color is very eye catching to me personally. I’ve always been a fan of art that uses a seamless blend of warm and cool colors, something I have yet to achieve myself.

Starting my Kill la Kill live blog tonight

I’m actually starting my live blog of Kill la Kill earlier than I expected. I will be watching Episode 1 and possibly Episode 2 if I can stay awake. I will title and tag each blog by Episode: Ep. and Part: Pt.

Let the anime watching begin!










“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”


not even risking that shit

I just died

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